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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:39

Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...